Ek Pagal roz kehra "Golol banaunga panchhi ko marunga"
6 Mahine pagal khane me ilaaj k baad Dr ne puch : " aab kya karoge"

Pagal : Shadi
Dr : Fir ?
Pagal : Suhagraat
Dr : Fir ?
Pagal : Uski shari utarunga...
Dr : Fir ?
Pagal : Blouse utarunga
Dr : Good Fr ?
Pagal : Bra Utarunga
Dr : Phir ?
Pagal : Fir kya Bra ke elastic se "Golol banaunga panchhi ko marunga"

(2)

Deadly PJ

If a man win's despite losing, what would his gradma call him ?

Ans - Jigar

Kyu ke haar kar jeetne waleko Baa-Jigar kehte hai .......

(3)

Santa ko electric chair par bitha kar maut ki saza sunai gayi ....

Jallad : Koi akhari khuwaish ?
Santa : Mujhe dar lag raha hai mera hath pakad....

(4)

1 Bacha cinema k toilet me susu kar raha tha.
baju main 1 uncle khade rahe.
Uska su su dekh kar haas pade.

Bacha bola sirf do inch ka farak hai uncle a jaenge ......1