Kya Bharosa Hai zindagika.
Admi bulbula hai pani ka,
Aaj Je rahe hai kapde badal badal kar,
Ek din lejayenge log Kandhe badal badal kar.....

(2)

The value of life is only realised after it is lost.....

Eg Statement " A live chicken is 60 Rs/Kg and Tandoori is 160 Rs/Kg

(3)

Sardar : Dr Har saal Bacha Paida ho jata hai.
Dr : Condum lagao.
Sardar : Ek saal baad Dr fri bhi ho gaya.
Dr : Condum moholleh main bato............

(4)

Serious CID Pj
Khuni par that bhoot ka saya ......
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Khuni par that bhoot ka saya ......
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ACP says Daya do mint rukna ...
Main moot ke aya ..........

(5)

Santa was writing something very slowly...
Banta : Why r u writing so slowly
Santa : Im writing to my 6 year's old son he can't reed fastly.....!

(6)

Ladkewale : Ladi ka naam kya hai ?
Ladkiwale : Hamari pyar, aapki pyre, Sabki pyre rampyari,
Aur Ladke naam ....?
Ladkewale : Hamara gu, Aapka Gu, sabka gu Jaggu....!!!!!!!!!!!

(7)

Problems are like little stones, If you keep them near to your eyes they hide ur eyes,
But if you keep them at a distance you can see how small they are.

(8)

Y R wives more dangerous than mafia .....?