(1) A psychology report When 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each other's saari's and
husband look's at each other's wife....
(2)
Sardar ne sardarni ka repe kiya vo boli : ab main subko bayaungi,
Sardar : Teri maa ki ..............,
Bataunga to main subko, ki tu sikhni hoker bhi clean shaved hai .....,
(3)
Girl : Baba maine apne boyfriend ko bhenchod kaha...!
Baba : Kyu...?
Girl : Usne meri chummi li thi...!
Baba kissed her & asked aise...?
Girl : ji...
Baba : Ye bhi koi badi waja nahi hai...!
Girl : Usne mujhe fuck kiya ...
Baba Fucked the girl and asked aise...?
Girl : haan...
Baba: ye bhi badi vajah anhi behanchod kehne ki .
Girl : Sex k baad usne mujhe bataya k usey AIDS hai....
Baba : O bhenchod....!
(4)
Kyaa baat hai tussi aaj to bade
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
decent
Intelligent
outstanding
ravishing
smart
talented person ka msg padh rahe ho ....
(5)
Ehsas-e-aarzo ko dil se milta na sakoge,
Bhulna chahoge hame bhula na sakoge,
Ye chirag-e-mohabbat dil se jalaya hai humme,
hal jaoge magar bujha na sakoge ......
(6)
You can impressed anybody by your
talent
style
smartness
intelligence &
attitude &
if that is not enough tell dem "I am Masalaking's Bro "
Duniya kadmo me gir jayegi...