(1) Master : Kal kyu nahe aye?
Harry : Girlfriend ko milne gaya that.
Master : Kisliye ?
Harry : Yes sir ....
Bohot sare kis liye ....
(2)
Sardar ne railway reservation ke form me linkg ke jagha 6 inch likha ...
Lady clrk : Ling main ye kya likhja hai kato isko ..
Sardar : Madam kitna katu ...
(3)
Dr ghayal mariz se : Jab car ek mahila chala rahe thi to tumhe sadak se dur rehna chahiye tha ?
Mariz : kaisi sadak main to apne angan main baitha tha .....
(4)
Arz kiya hai
Akhi main nami thi aur vitamin ki kami thi ?
Jiske sath raat bhar baat ki who Item ki mummy thi ....
(5)
Dosti hoti hain " One time" Dosti nibhate hai " Some time "
Yaad kiya karo "anytime" Aap khush rahe "alltime"
Yahi dua hai mere life time ...
