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AdminDate: Wednesday, 2010-06-30, 12:20 PM | Message # 1
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Dosti ki galiyo main koi Gam na ho,
Hamari ye dostiKabhi kam na ho,
Bas yahi dua hai ke tum khush raho .............
Kya pata ye SMS karne wala kal ho na ho ...........

(2)

Jagjit sing Ye daulat bhi lelo ye shaurat bhi lelo,
Ye daulat bhi lelo ye shaurat bhi lelo,

Santa replies : Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo.............

(3)

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai ,
Hath pair tute muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pohcha to nurse ne ye farmaya hai,
Baharon phool barsao aaj phir kisika mehboob pit kar aaya hai...............

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Koi pattar se na maro mere dost ko,
Koi talvar sena maro mere dost ko,
Koi banduk se na maro mere dost ko,
Bomb ka zamana hai udado sale kanjus ko .....SMS nahe karta hai .

(5)

8 Tips to be happy in life

1) Never be late.
2) Don't cheat.
3) Live simple.
4) Work more.
5) Expect little.
6) Always smile.
7) Have faith in god.
8) Send me SMS.

(6)

Friendship is a promise of the heart....,
Its not given by a pledge.....,
Its not written on paper.....,
It's a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch....,

(7)

"Fallen leaves can't climb back "
So don't think about past,
Love the present.
Live for the future with a beautiful and sweet smile.

(8)

Over the years We've changed and grown as individuals,
Yet one thing has remained the same,
Friendship,
That's forever............!

(9)

A beep on ur cell doesn't have purpose 2 disturb u,
But it means that somewhere somebody is remembering you at the very movement.
Hey that's me

(10)

Dosti achi ho to rang lati hai ,
Ghari ho to sabko bhati hai,
Agar nadan ho to tut jati hai,
Aur agar dosti "Humse" ho to Itihas ban jati hai......

(11)

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man / women can not include in his biodata,
Despite of having years of experience and number of references....!!!!!

 
AdminDate: Thursday, 2010-07-01, 1:43 PM | Message # 2
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Ekdum latest

Which is the mathematical song of the year ?

" Jab mila tu

2 2root2 2 2root2" !

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Saala jisko dekho
2 din, 4 din, 1 hafta, 2 hafta pehle baazi marne pe tula hua tha.Aab ye lo .........,

"Happy new year 2012"

Pura ek saal pehle!
Sala Masala King™ se panga.......

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Dunya main 3 log bahut achhe hai
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Ek Me,.
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Fir Me,
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or 3rd
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Aapka dost yanike main .....

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Fill ion the blanks

1) Boo_s
2) _ _ ndom
3) F_ _ k
4) P_n_s
5)Pu_s_
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Ans
1) Books
2) Random
3) Fork
4) Pants
5) Pulse

See you need to improve your general knowledge......!

(5)

In ankho se dur ho tum,
Tumhe bhul gaye asa mat samajna ,
Hamare miss call ko hamare yaad,
Aur hamare sms ko hamare chotisi mulakar samajna.

(6)

Tumko hame yaad karne ki fursat nahe,
Humko tumhe bhoolne ki adat nahe,
Tujhe bhulake jiye bhi kese,
A dost tere bina jine ki aadt nahe........

(7)

I was looking out of the window thinking of the person I care most and the person came into my mind was you ....
So just wanna wish you Good Morning.....!

(8)

Piece of philosophy from a passionate smoker.......
" I always think of leaving cigarette,
but.......for thinking
I need a cigarette ....!

(9)

Girlfriend :Why did you wrote a letter, Couldn't you call me !
Boy : I called you but it said " Please try letter"

(10)

What is the difference between a person committing a suicide & a virgin girl?
One is trying to die & the other is dying to try.......... :-)

 
AdminDate: Friday, 2010-07-02, 2:54 AM | Message # 3
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Friendship has only one law " Never make your friend feel alone till u r there"
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So disturb your friends as much as you can like I do .....

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CID Joke

Aaj kal CID ke shayari ka keher hai...
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Aaj kal CID ke shayari ka keher hai...
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.Dr Sulekha ne kaha Maut ka karan "Zeher" Hai .....

(3)

CID Once again
Ram gopal verma ki movie hai bhoot .....Wha Wha
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Ram gopal verma ki movie hai bhoot .....Wha Wha
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Bhosde main jaye CID,
Aur Daya ki maki chut......!

(4)

CID Rockz!!!!!!!!!!
Arz Kiya hai
Keyboard pe ek button hai tab...Wha Wha...
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Keyboard pe ek button hai tab...Wha Wha...
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Abijeet Lash ko le chalo forensik Lab....

(5)

Mummy ne bache se kaha bahar jake khelo ...
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Wha Wha

Mummy ne bache se kaha bahar jake khelo
Bebo main Bebo Dil mera lelo ......

(6)

Santa: Mere room main Kya kar rahe ho,
Banta : Kuch nahe tere bhabi ki panty dhoond raha hu ,
Santa : Par bhabhi to panty pehti he nahe,
Banta : Oh sorry Faltu main tere upar maine shak kiya.

(7)

Kabhi hamne kisiko azmaya he nahe,
Jitna pyar diya utna kabhi paya hi nahe,
Kisi ko hamare bhi kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hame asa banaya hi nahe...

(8)

When you get attached to a girl you will realize what is love...
When that girl starts avoiding u ..., You will realize what is life...

(9)

Arz Kiya hai

Aakho main nami thi aur vitamin ki kami thi....,
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Aakho main nami thi aur vitamin ki kami thi....,
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Jise raaty bhar chatting ki who GF ki mummy thi.....!

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Beoby deol che Esha deol no bhai ...
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Wha wha
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Beoby deol che Esha deol no bhai
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Msh to avaj avse karelov je thai ....!

 
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