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Masala King™ » General Section » Articles » SMS Pack 1 (14-August 2010)
SMS Pack 1
AdminDate: Saturday, 2010-08-14, 6:41 PM | Message # 1
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Translation to english " Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi"

Santa Due to happiness Hi chest became brest....

Ha ha ha lagerahoo...

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Mohabbat ne sade aasman ko jhukaya hai ,
Waqt ko rulaya hai Taj ko thukraya hai.
Par jab jab tum jase kamino ne ki hai mohabbat.
Hamesha AIDS he felaya hai.....

3

Vajpai ki Kavita : Mujhe mil jati sapne ki shazadi,
Agar Mushraf ki beti se hoti meri shadi,
Hota kashmir samasya ka samadhan,
Milta dahej main Pakistan.

4

Finally after so many controversies Shoiab Got Sania...
Now I would like to apple to other Pakistanies....
Please Please " Koi Rakhi Sawant Ko bhi leke Jao yaar "

5

Three nice thoughts came In to my Mind...
> " Kill the ternsion before it kills you"
> " Reach your Goal Before Goal kicks you"
> " Live Life before Life leaves you"

6

Don't judge anybody by the way by the way they "Speak" Or "Look" ,
judge them by the way they care because care is outcome of love in relationship...!

7

Judge to Santa : Tum third time Adalat main a rahe ho tumhe sharam nahe ati...!
Santa : Janab tuse to rooz he aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai...

8

Do Dos raat me ghoom rahe the.

No 1 : Kitne Baje hai ?
No 2 : Ek Patthar uthakar saamne k ghar par mara.

Ek aurat nikli aur boli : Kamino aab to so jao raat ke 3 baje hai..

9

Sex Karte Pakde jane par :

Nokrani - Meri koi galti nahe hai Malik ne mujhe Rs 500 deye the ..
Malkin - main tujhe Rs 5000 Dunge ye bata ke tune malik ka khada kesi kiya......

 
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