Translation to english " Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi"
Santa Due to happiness Hi chest became brest....
Ha ha ha lagerahoo...
Mohabbat ne sade aasman ko jhukaya hai ,
Waqt ko rulaya hai Taj ko thukraya hai.
Par jab jab tum jase kamino ne ki hai mohabbat.
Hamesha AIDS he felaya hai.....
Vajpai ki Kavita : Mujhe mil jati sapne ki shazadi,
Agar Mushraf ki beti se hoti meri shadi,
Hota kashmir samasya ka samadhan,
Milta dahej main Pakistan.
Finally after so many controversies Shoiab Got Sania...
Now I would like to apple to other Pakistanies....
Please Please " Koi Rakhi Sawant Ko bhi leke Jao yaar "
Three nice thoughts came In to my Mind...
> " Kill the ternsion before it kills you"
> " Reach your Goal Before Goal kicks you"
> " Live Life before Life leaves you"
Don't judge anybody by the way by the way they "Speak" Or "Look" ,
judge them by the way they care because care is outcome of love in relationship...!
Judge to Santa : Tum third time Adalat main a rahe ho tumhe sharam nahe ati...!
Santa : Janab tuse to rooz he aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai...
Do Dos raat me ghoom rahe the.
No 1 : Kitne Baje hai ?
No 2 : Ek Patthar uthakar saamne k ghar par mara.
Ek aurat nikli aur boli : Kamino aab to so jao raat ke 3 baje hai..
Sex Karte Pakde jane par :
Nokrani - Meri koi galti nahe hai Malik ne mujhe Rs 500 deye the ..
Malkin - main tujhe Rs 5000 Dunge ye bata ke tune malik ka khada kesi kiya......