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Daily SMS 08-7-2010
AdminDate: Thursday, 2010-07-08, 6:02 PM | Message # 1
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Its a scary story, Read if u dare.

Once in a rainy night, der was an old man standing with a book in his hand 4 sale,
A man came 2 him n asked 4 buying,
He sold d book for Rs. 3000 n said...
"Don't open Last Page of the book"..
Else you will face problem...
Man finished reading all the pages with great fear butnot read the last page,
Out of his curiosity he opened the last page 1 day. Then he was shocked 2 see....
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MRP: Rs. 30

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TV Add

Villain tries to rape a girl. He is unable to breakd naada,

Voice from backgroung,
Aap ki ma ki aap ki Behen ki Izzat ke rakhwale
"Pappu Naade"

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Hight of language missuse...
Microbiology prof say's : There are 8 sexually transmitted diseases.
You will get atleast 1 in practical exam...

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I am sharing a rule of success to you.
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly opposite to her....

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Electronics student: Naade ko english mei kya kehte hai?
Student-P.H.D
Teacher - Kya matlab ?
Student - Pajama Holding Device...

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Khamoshiya Sabar ka imtihan ban gayi,
Majburiya pyar main Ilzam ban gayi,
Wo aye aur aakar chale gaye,
Khushya chand lamho ki mehman ban gaye...

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Pyar karne se pehle pyar ka anjam dekh lo........
Wah Wah Wah....
Pyar karne se pehle pyar ka anjam dekh lo........
Na yakin aye to film "Tere-Naam dekhlo.

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Sexy lady selling milk,
Naughty man asks : " Tera Doodh Kaise diya ?"
Lady : "Mera doodh to free mein pila dungi lekin teri malai nikaalne ka Rs.1000 loongi...!"

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Punjab Police ka jawab nahi... Ek Sardar talaab me naharaha tha.
Police wala : Chal Oye. Bahar aakar kapde paehen, teri talashi leni hai...

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What is invisible Romance ?

A negro giving a bloack rose 2
a negrress in a Negrress in a moonless night
wearing black cloths in a coal mine without smiling ...

 
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