Here is the First SMS of today

Kathiya wadi bapu at his best

A kathya wadi bapu buyls a new car .............
And writes something on the door .....You know what does he write's

He wrote " A darwajo bharni taraf khalvo"

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Here is the Third SMS Today

Ek Dost hai jise hum apna mante hai ,
         
            Roz Jiske liye hum dua mangte hai ,

Log bhi jalte hai humse qyu ki,
         
            Who bhi aap jaisa dost nagte hai.

By Masala King™

Here is the second SMS Today

At marriage functions old people used to pull my cheeks & say

"You are Next"

Now they stopped it ?

Do you know why ?

Because I started doing at funerals.......!

By Masala King™